coming out of the pantry

When a heterosexual reveals they are straight as opposed to being gay.
When a person who pretends to be gay is found out to be staright. Metro sexual.

"Every one thought Bob to be gay until he was coming out of the pantry."

by johndough November 08, 2005

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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s May 18, 2018

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Pantry

Food wardrobe.

You should have plenty of food in your pantry

by food closet August 25, 2022

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vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

by doonga November 05, 2013

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