Pandem Onion

A little kid that plays games online thinking he's good but he's worse than a 6 year old at CoD.

Dude that kid is such a Pandem Onion

by De_Beeron January 8, 2018

pandemic sex

When you're looking for some COVID-19 comfort sex due to loneliness from social distancing, boredom from quarantine, or panic from maybe dying.

*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.

Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?

by TheWrongOne606 September 4, 2020

Emola Pandemic

A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.

Do you think Obamacare covers the Emola Pandemic?

by Denny Molden October 22, 2014

Pandemic playlist

Songs chosen to fit the current condition we are in with Covid-19 expressing what we cannot put into words. Bringing social closeness even in isolation through listening and exploring our emotions together with sound.

The Pandemic Playlist got me through the day!

by Lovekam March 22, 2020

Pandemic Pretty

Pandemic Pretty: a person on Zoom or other live meetings who doesn’t attempt to do any personal grooming, yet still is acceptable officially in a social gathering

“Sure his hair is four inches longer and unkept and he’s wearing a filthy terry cloth robe, but he’s Pandemic Pretty”

by Improvlagirl May 15, 2020

pandemic shaming

When someone calls others out for not following social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic, whether in person or on social media.

When I mentioned to Karen that I went out twice this week for groceries, she told me that I should only be going out once a week at most and that I was putting other people in danger by my selfish choices.

Karen was pandemic shaming me...

by PJ Daly April 17, 2020

pandemic project

A project started during the pandemic (2020-2022) and is most likely losing money at this point. Can include cars, crypto, or any other inflated asset class during this era.

Toshiro purchased a 78 Corvette as a pandemic project and currently has 5k in it over the book value.

Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.

by Hipsters4President July 15, 2023