When your luck is normally shit but like some messed up version of Freaky Friday, you hit pay dirt when everyone else’s world goes to hell in a hand basket.
“New clients, money back on taxes, and a new man... Smitty sure is have a good run of Pandemic Luck!”
by Mama Skinny May 22, 2020
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*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.
*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.
Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?
by TheWrongOne606 September 4, 2020
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That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special
by rock17 September 30, 2020
Get the Pandemic Special mug.A project started during the pandemic (2020-2022) and is most likely losing money at this point. Can include cars, crypto, or any other inflated asset class during this era.
Toshiro purchased a 78 Corvette as a pandemic project and currently has 5k in it over the book value.
Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.
Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.
by Hipsters4President July 15, 2023
Get the pandemic project mug.BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .
Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.
Silent stare
Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.
Silent stare
Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020
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Get the Pandemic paradise mug.when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections
by kevinabstraact April 17, 2020
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