1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.
I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.
by AliceKettle November 09, 2014
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Gabby palsy

Or last nerve palsy

The facial droop and subsequential eye roll when someone is bothering
I pissed my girlfriend off so bad she experienced acute Gabby palsy.
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Babybel's Palsy

Temporary paralytic condition typically afflicting someone who consumed too much cheese.
All that pepper jack cheese gave me Babybel's Palsy.
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Scarable Palsy

After receiving a fright, your involuntary reaction is comparable to that of a person with abnormal brain development.
"When Pete scared Tom, Tom suffered momentary Scarable Palsy, followed by wondering bewilderment."
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terrible-palsy

Worse than cerebral palsy. Usually said when a joke is funny
That’s terrible-palsy 😂
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dare-ick palsy

dare ick nasty ass fat mofo who has got bigger titties than u do
Dare-ick palsy

pronounced derik palsy..

garthur: "whooaa, what's wrong with richard noggin over there?"

Garthur: "right man, oh that's dare ick parsley, soo fuckin ugly he had bell's palsy for a year now no one even noticed for the first 6 months..

garthur: "wow,right man, he looks like a really homely forest whittaker"
ol boy: "right man,at least he always manages to land the bitches everyone has ran through 3 times over. The ones that have been bent over and railed almost as many times as he has.
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