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Word Balancing

A useful heuristic for ascertaining proper pronunciation in anglo-germanic languages. A good correction algorithm for latinate words.
"Triple" in English, a common latinate word with a familiar pronunciation. Word Balancing can help to ascertain the pronunciation of the word's Belgian variant, "Trippel."

Note that "Triple" has 3 letters in each syllable, and that in English, the stress is on the first syllable.

Note that in the Belgian equivalent, an extra "p" shifts the center of gravity of the word to the right.

This is the simplest case of word-balancing - known as the "contratextual moment" principle (similar in concept to changing moments of inertia in physics). It tells you that, in this case, a stress should be placed on the second syllable: triPPEL.
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load balancing

The act of spreading your load between multiple parties or items.
I performed a little load balancing between my two girls last night.

I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.
by skootrscs January 21, 2011
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Planking

The internet craze that is sweeping the nation. Planking is for people who travel, are not athletic in any way, and who want to be noticed on the internet. It is the most disgraceful trend humanity has ever allowed themselves to do.
Ben: "Hey, I saw your planking pose on youtube, where were you?"
Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle"
Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size."
by Americanfather1953 July 18, 2011
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Sandwich Planking

When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.
Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?

Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
by Plankpimp December 24, 2010
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Planking

The stupidest fucking act ever where you lay on your stomach with your hands at your sides and stretch your fingers and feet downward and then post a picture of it on facebook. Many people choose to do this across a building, car roof, the ground, on another person, or on an animal.
Dude, I'm not the only one that hates planking, Ray William Johnson does too!
by PLANKING~IS~STUPID July 25, 2011
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Planking

The act of laying on anything to fit in and look like a retard while your friends take pictures of you.
Guy1: What are they doing?
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot
by dwbrown705 June 20, 2011
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planking

1.) The stupidest fucking idea on the face of the earth. Famous in Stafford, VA.

2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.
Idiot: HEY I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN ON THIS TRASHCAN, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PLANKING!
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.
by IfuckinghatePlanking September 24, 2011
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