microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.

“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”

“It must be a spray painted car.”

by dwightisright July 6, 2018

Painted Black

To be "split" or temporarily regarded or accused by a person as being all bad.

Painted black

"He is not as black as they have painted him."

"I see my red door and I want to paint it black. No colors any more I want them to turn black...I look inside myself and see my heart is black...Maybe I'll just fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy to face up when my whole world is black."

A red door is a symbol of success.

by CcapriciousS November 16, 2016

painted a brown starfish

Leaving a skid mark

Have you seen Robyn's underwear?
No why?
She's painted a brown starfish in them

by CasperSchmicheal November 9, 2017

Sweet painted lady

Sweet painted lady is a song by Elton John and was on the album cover, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", Made in 1973.

Lyrics:
I'm back on dry land once again
Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain
We're all hunting honey with money to burn
Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned
If the boys all behave themselves here
Well, there's pretty young ladies and beer in the rear
You won't need a gutter to sleep in tonight
Oh, the prices I charge here will see you alright
So, she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game, oh
Forget us we'll have gone very soon
Just forget we ever slept in your rooms
And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds
Where love's just a job and nothing is said
So she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game.

"did you hear the song Sweet painted lady by Elton John?"

by korihehee January 12, 2022

Painted a Pollock

Had a particularly loose and explosive bowel movement, splattering the toilet in the style of a Jackson Pollock painting.

I may not be especially artistic, but after all the beer last night, I sure "painted a Pollock" this morning.

by mrbuddhafreak July 21, 2007

painted maypole

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

by ROSIE O' B May 6, 2009