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PADOTs (pronounced padote)

PADOTs, commonly used as a synonym for chode, serves multiple other jobs in sexual literary works. The most common, is the acronymous saying of Passive Aggressive Dismissal Of Thought (and or actions) involving felation and fornication.

PADOTs can be characterized best by the consistently defected faulty y chromosome, found within the male species. There have been seldom spotting of PADOTISM within the female sex.
PADOTs (pronounced padote) in the noun form, PADOTATION, has often occurred when two people male and female engage in the risky sutra position known as the inverted alabama crab slammer. (see link) The women's gymnast like efforts as she is plays the role of masochistic beauty while the male (with a skewed perception of dominance) plays beast as he penetrates the female while playing the latest release of assassins creed or braid

"what your PADOTs don't know don't hurt him"

"Quit sticking that chodious PADOTEous beef in my spicy taco shell, and don't even think about squirting the hot sauce"

"totes PADOTEs"

"PADOTEs on the reg"

"PADOTEsfest 3000"

"PADOTEsville, USA zipcode 43210chode in my node"
by Tan-Tric and The Appointment January 6, 2010
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Padon

Some one who has a strange and inexplicable affection for furry rodents, specifically squirrels
That padon fucked that squirrel right now!
by Fawl May 29, 2009
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Padookie

A game in which you trick someone into masturbating. Most games are played indoors, with the lights out, in which 5 minutes or so into the game the lights are flipped on to see if the person intended to trick was actually yanking his monkey.
Tom: Man we so tricked Jim! We caught him with a load!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!
by ze_penguin June 14, 2009
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padoodle

last person to say it has to take off an article of clothing
lets play padoodle!!!
by king lee of cinci July 15, 2010
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PADOTF

I always think better when in PADOTF mode.
by Winters January 8, 2008
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padoober

someone who is easily distracted, yet keeps people's attention by being attractive
That blonde is such a padoober
by Cheaze Rathburn December 22, 2009
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Padode

Somebody who who uses the last of something and then puts it back empty
Erika left the toilet paper roll empty. What a padode!
by Bonbon805 July 3, 2016
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