Civil Protection

Civil protection, a.k.a. metro police, are the worst a-holes in the half life universe. They kick down your door, they beat the crap out of you, and are generally unpleasant. IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF I WAS A STUPID, NO-BRAIN REBEL!!!
The metro police are the nicest in city 17, they'll always be right beside you, always protecting you, always saving you from stupid headcrabs trying to bite your head off!! They're the best!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you think civil protection are good?
Guy 2: Heck yeah i do!
Guy 1: You ain't wrong, man!

by the metro man May 30, 2020

Projectile Vomiting

When you can vomit in someones face who is on the other side of the room from you.

I ate some week old burritos and ended up projectile vomiting across the room.

by frostystevens January 19, 2011

Erectile Projectile

A penis which is full of semen, waiting to explode.

-removes my boxers and my member is a erectile projectile ready to be used-

by Omg_an_erectile_projectile October 23, 2010

PROFECTIONIST

A PROFESSIONAL AND PERFECTIONIST AT ONCE

The Profectionist was a perfect profesional

by suckdick69 March 14, 2009

SimGM Productions

A YouTube channel that is so Watermelon

Guy 1:Wanna watch SimGM Productions

Guy 2:Sure I wanna laugh

by ItsRonny December 11, 2020

Protection

When a guy wraps his penis in rubber so he don't spread std's or cause pregnancy.

Chad forgot use protection when he fucked Keirsten last week so she ended up with herpes.

by SlopNChop October 11, 2016

Evil Iguana Productions

An extremely funny youtube channel. They do spoofs of movie trailer, The Allen and Craig show which is a improvised show and other videos. It consists of 6 20-21 year old guys (allen, craig, joe, kyle, dan and lars) who live Illionis.

P1: Have you seen Evil Iguana Productions new video.
P2: No i dnt like them
P1:We cant be friends

by belllaaa. March 29, 2009