productive citizen

By paying taxes you are contributing to the country or state where you live.

You are a productive citizen.

Thank youuu

by Hxrnronnie May 25, 2016

Practice Noob

Someone that is used for practice in a video game, that isn't good at that said video game.

Walshy: Victory and Mackeo were my practice noobs.

by i_pk_pjers_i September 10, 2009

I'm out of practice

An expression used to explain why you can't do something that requires being in shape.

Pretty much just saying that you're out of shape, just not wanting to seem fat.

"I'll race you!"
"Nah, I'm out of practice!"
"fat ass"

by solstice.barrett June 19, 2010

basketball practice

When your girlfriend massages your balls so thoroughly that you ejaculate prior to sex.

Dude, did you screw Jackie last night? No, I was going to but after basketball practice I was totally spent.

by balboabob October 13, 2016

productive hangover

When you're too hungover to go out and be social so you actually get a lot accomplished by staying in.

After Noelle's party, I had a really productive hangover and I cleaned my entire house.

by JLB237 December 22, 2008

Put the ice in practice

To work really hard. It is derived from the idea that one needs ice to heal the bruise caused by hard work.

After I spent hours working on my thesis, my friend told me that I had really put the ice in practice.

by abcdefsbhdsdhb January 1, 2018

Practice Push

A practice push is when you need to do a large fart, e.g. in a farting competition, and you're not sure if the next fart will take you over the limit into a full blown poo. To perform a practice push you squeeze a fart until it is just about to be released and then relax. If a poo is imminent, then there will be bowel movements and you will feel the poo coming. This gives you just enough time to rush to the nearest loo, which you wouldn't have had the time for if you just attempted to unleash the fart straight away.

"I'm going to win this farting competition right here, right now."
"Are you sure you can release without crapping yourself like last time?"
"Yes, i've had several practice pushes, i think i'm safe."

by Holyoake July 7, 2008