Ex-posure

That awkward moment when you’re having a good time and your ex appears out of nowhere to ruin it.

“Shit man, I was making out with Angelina at the Oscars when Jennifer came out of nowhere and eyeballed the crap out of me. Fuck, I hate ex-posure.”

by Brangelina April 24, 2014

postress

postress (n.)-A female internet forum poster

iwascruel is Most Awesome postress...

by iwascruel July 22, 2008

posturbation

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.

If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.

by pteryakisan October 30, 2013

Polture

Made you google it. Doesn’t mean anything it just sounds like a good username. In my mind it’s just reminds me of chicken pop culture. Because it’s all silly. Like you, wasting time googling this.

What is his username? “Polture” what’s that mean? One second let me google it.

by Clustered Peas October 20, 2018

postgre

When you are so hungry that your beyond Hangry. You will go postal if you dont get food now.

Frank: Man, I want food NOW or I'm going to go postal.

Joe: Your hangry dude.

Frank: No I'm Postgre. I'm way beyond hangry

by Devotron October 23, 2018

ex-posure

Running into your ex when you least expect it. Totally complicates things, especially when you’re on a paradise island with a bunch of hot guys.

“How did you feel when you were with Dan and Ricci came up on the beach?”

“I just felt like, shit, I’m so not up for ex-posure right now.”

by MTVex-Vicky April 24, 2014

Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018