posh axe

a code word for a female dog . you normally use it to offend people without them knowing. Like a girl called ellie

You know Stacy mom over there she is such a posh axe.

by thicqueenposhaxe March 19, 2020

posh spaz

Someone who does posh spazzy things like tidying up and ironing their socks.

The truth is, you're a posh spaz!

by The Jez October 23, 2009

posh pit

Noun. Relevence to "Mosh Pit". A gig, or perhaps a party, where the majority of people attending are extremely middle classed and are sucking up to each other and the band way too much. It is usually not an enjoyable experience for someone who is not within the "social circle" of the "Posh Pitters".

Often at a Posh Pit, people attempt to create a mosh pit simply for the sake of it, because its the done thing, not because the music suits it.

A: "I was at a party last night and it sucked. Everyone was from Twickenham and they were dancing like dickheads. They tried to make a mosh pit and it just failed, someone even tried to stage dive onto a group of about 5."

B: "That sounds like one hell of a Posh Pit"

by FuelKat April 19, 2007

Posh Pigeon

A bird not doomed to the life of the average feathered rat, Posh Pigeons tend to be well spoken and fairly attractive to behold.

My first impression of her may have been misleading, she turned out to be a right Posh Pigeon.

by kr00t0n August 18, 2003

posh nonce

A nonce who certainly loves to eat posh people, they also love posh clothes

Your a posh nonce

by Qwerty nonce December 3, 2019

Posh Supper

Where the girl is a right dirty slapper and the bloke is a hoity-toity Doctor and when she goes down on him, she first sucks back a huge lug of Coke off his Cock.

We’re off for a Posh Supper *tags names in even though there’s a pic of them both*

by Dik Dik Dik Dik Dik June 22, 2019

posh wank

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, to posh to clean up after yourself!

He was having a posh wank.

by Flaps March 4, 2003