portugal cleaning house

Sticking your dick in every hole.

We decided to have a Portugal Cleaning House party when the kids were staying the night at a friends house.

by IamValid December 6, 2022

Portugal Poker

When American men with repressed homosexual tendencies retire to foreign countries and use the excuse of a poker game to explore their fantasies with the locals.

I'm moving away to retire but I will start a game of Portugal Poker when I get there.

by UbërDawg May 26, 2023

Portugal Double

Portugal Double is a sex position revealed to me in a dream. It refers to having sex while one person is asleep. It is adjecent to Somnophilia, the only difference is that the one asleep should wake up with clear markings on their skin, reminiscent of the night before. It's all consensual.

"Have you tried the portugal double before? I don't remember much, I just have these amazing markings on my thighs"

by ratataptor March 1, 2026

Downtown Portugal

A classy code word for vagina

Eric: This asian girl wants my shit, should I hot carl her?

Justin: Nah man get some of that downtown portugal.

by lerricjdog69 July 14, 2011

Sons Of Portugal

(Also known as S.O.P) A hardcore Portuguese Gang mainly organized in the early 80's. Localized mainly to the San Jose, San Francisco bay area.

"Damn kid, I got straight beat down from Sons of Portugal last week, ain't no joke! It was brutal!"

by Jack Rodriguez II March 18, 2009

Sporting Clube de Portugal

A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans

Sporting Clube de Portugal and Ilori are dog shit

by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020

going portugal

Taking a poop outdoors in someone's yard.

Zero is going portugal in the neighbors yard right now!

by phreekk October 4, 2012