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Paleo-pornography

The ability to determine what decade a clip of porn is from merely by observing Ron Jeremy's appearance and other 'hairstyle' attributes.
Dude ) Hey Phil! Come and check this clip out!

Phil ) Hmmm. Ron Jeremy is skinny, and the hairstyles are 'un-trimmed'. This is classic 80's porn.

Dude ) You sir are correct! Excellent Paleo-pornography skills.
by SoylentBob1970 January 15, 2010
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child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.
Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.
by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007
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Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome

The term used for individuals who download mass amounts of pornography but do not necessarily view or even care for the content in question. Many who suffer from CPDS also tend to be porn pack rats who archive and save all their downloaded content (possibly never reviewing such content).
Person 1: I downloaded 20 gigs of softcore porn last night!
Person 2: I thought you weren't into softcore stuff?
Person 1: You're right but it's just nice to have it.
Person 2: Dude you suffer from Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome...
by spinal_compression October 20, 2009
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Residual Pornography

Pornography left on the hard drive of any device by its previous owner.
To my dismay, I discovered a large amount of residual pornography on a laptop hard drive I purchased on the internet.
by RBT Stunna July 22, 2011
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3-D pornography

The reason youll probably be buying a 3-D t.v. Will also lead to less men cheating on there wives and more time in their den.
Best Buy ad: Now only at best buy. New Samsung Full 1080P 3-D T.V. with new features such as 3-D movies, shows, and now 3-D pornography
Man: Hey babe, instead of this whole wedding thing, why dont we get a new t.v.
by dougiephresh March 16, 2011
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Gonzo Pornography

A type of pornography that attempts to place the viewer directly into the scene via a POV camera angle. John Stagliano is considered the father of Gonzo pornography, starting the style with his "Buttman" series. The name comes from Gonzo Journalism, invented by Hunter S. Thompson, which places the author into the story. Very strange that the current top definition denies this when the freaking name should make it completely obvious that yes, the POV angle is integral to the style.
You probably shouldn't post a definition of gonzo pornography if you know so little about it that you deny that the POV camera view is required for it to be called "gonzo".
by Logical_Thinking October 2, 2017
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Child pornography

No.
Someone:hey do you have child pornography
Someone2:wtf
by Slime person August 16, 2021
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