poptart

a real super hottie;super sexy person

that girl is a poptart!

by 44magnum February 6, 2005

poptart

A poptart refers to a person whos musical, fashion and other tastes is dependant on what is popular at the time.
For example people whom only listen to Top40, throw out their CD's when they aren't in anymore and rate their clothes by which famous people wear similar styles not on what they like.
People who only like music made in the last 5 years are poptarts, also known as posers.

That guy dresses like a Goth but he listens to Simple Plan, what a poptart.

That girl only listens to INXS because they had a show on MTV, she is a poptart.

EMINEMs fans are all poptarts.

by Monseiur Valentine December 28, 2005

poptart

meaning, good friend, crazy people, use to mean retared but changed it to friends be silly

that poptart danced in front of the whole school

by ashley_allthat January 18, 2007

POPTART

Poptart is when a girl with a really long CLIT takes a peice of string and ties one end to her clit and the other end to a doorknob. then slams the door shut as hard as humanly possible.

AAHHHHHH!! THAT POPTART HURT SOO GOOD..

by PUSSYLUVR May 1, 2010

poptart

The calling or naming someone a hore with an erection

Girl: Mommy mommy i want the new Brittany Spears album!!
Mom: No don't listen to that poptart. She is a bad influence.

by SoulEater79 May 14, 2010

poptart

1) Someone who is a retard but if you say retard you'll get in trouble so it's a good replacement.

2) Someone who pops you everytime you say something.

3) A bad tasting breakfast food.

1) Luke, you're such a poptart.

2) I know, he's totally a poptart!

3) That poptart sucked!

by fyhjryh November 29, 2007

POPTART

THE SEXiEST DARN ASiAN GUY THERE EVER WAS!! SERiOUSLY!!!

TROY iS SUCH A POPTART.

by FRY March 24, 2005