poptart

One piece bikini-like tank-tops that girls wear that snap in the crotch.

She wore a poptart for easy access.

by boneheadIII March 31, 2008

poptart

a word more absurd than fuck or bitch

yo tht nig iz a mutha fuckin poptart...

by Mihir Patel October 28, 2006

poptart

an instant message. spun from the old NT popup program.

Marianne just sent me a poptart (poptarted me).

by Snow Goddess November 10, 2004

Poptarted

To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.

"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"

by bminor May 21, 2011

Poptart

1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.

1)Wow! Did Pamela Anderson almost have a poptart.
2)Mmmmm....Gotta love those poptarts.

by Tyler Oulette April 10, 2006

Poptart

A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.

Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
You: "POPTART!!!"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*

by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 08, 2010

Poptart

A fagot who enjoys getting his anus sucked/licked clean very sloppily with all out tongue action. Think of a kindergartner finger painting but messier.

1)That guy's such a poptart.
2)I heard Tom is a poptart now.

by Gavin Gill July 21, 2008