pook

a person whose parents refuse to accept that they are not a kid anymore.

That guy must be such a pook if he still goes to the petting zoo with his parents.

by ohreally April 29, 2009

pook

1. (noun) A baby or small child fart.

2. (verb) To fart.

"I'm not sure if the baby pooped his diaper, or if it was just a pook."

"Oops! Excuse me, I pooked!"

by Nighthag December 9, 2008

Pook

slang or derogatory term for a young member of the polish population, like a baby, or toddler; a small or young polak

{meaning derived from the game Balderdash; as interpreted by a high school student}

Bill: "Hey, I heard Kozlowski is having a kid,"
John: "Great, just what we need, another pook in the world."

by Steve-o who isn't a polak May 21, 2008

Pook

Really, really potent cannabis.

“Aye man where’d you get that? That’s some pook”

by Wonton Jake September 9, 2018

Pook

A cop who you know and busted you earlier before.

Shit nigga, that pook busted me last time.

by Borat Zebesh June 12, 2007

Pookes

To Poo and Puke at the same time

Holy shit man, i'm sooo hungover that I have the Pookes

by givemeabeer January 16, 2011

Pooking

(v.) Act of relaxation involving the intake of multiple sources of media (i.e. television, music, computer social networking) while ingesting snack foods, preferably of the chip variety.

I thought about going to my sister's house. But since I've been so tired, I've just been pooking here all day.

by ThatKhet November 30, 2010