pilf

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.

by deanwermer February 02, 2008

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Pilot I'd like to fuck. You know you've seen them wandering the airports... probably drunk. And you want to jump their bones.

"Whoa! Did you see our pilot? He's a PILF!"

by Rainbabyroo December 05, 2006

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PILF

Holy smokes, were you over at Sally's yesterday? Man she has got one hell of a PILF for a father!!

by fu sha sha August 26, 2008

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PILF: (n) Acronym referring to a "Philosopher I'd like to fuck."

Usage:

Me: Dude, Wittgenstein is a total PILF!
also Me: Yeah, good thing reading Wittgenstein is a total mind-fuck.

by causasuigeneris May 12, 2013

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Palin I'd Like to Fuck. References the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate, who happens to also be a MILF.

Man, dude, that Sarah Palin is such a PILF.

by Jeff Kelley September 04, 2008

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Look! that man in that van is definately a PILF!

by ilusion80 October 20, 2010

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Derives from the root word, ilf. It stands for Parakeet I'd like to fuck. Used to describe especially attractive parakeets.

Guy 1 - Holy shit, check out the color on that parakeet! And those wings, wow! What a pilf!

Guy 2 - Hellz yeah, I'd tap that!

by John Argon August 07, 2006

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