An unhappy rent-boy who has recently lost his crowning flower to an over-weight, cross-dressing, mincing, pedastrical, sodomitic, baltimora egg fat-cat wolf from the beep-beep city.
Awww shit I've just gone and got meself pheasant-and-keaned!
Barrmore pheasant-and-keaned lubbock rigorously.
OUUUUCH I HEAR MY DAD HAS BEEN PHEASANT-AND-KEANED!
SHIT GRAB THAT CHICKEN LETS PHEASANT-AND-KEANE HIM!
Barrmore pheasant-and-keaned lubbock rigorously.
OUUUUCH I HEAR MY DAD HAS BEEN PHEASANT-AND-KEANED!
SHIT GRAB THAT CHICKEN LETS PHEASANT-AND-KEANE HIM!
by Baron Julian von Danielson-Maxfactor February 01, 2007
"So, Evelyn, I hear you're seeing Mortie Freedman. He's a pheasant plucker?"
"Yes, Joyce, and a svell dancer, too."
"Yes, Joyce, and a svell dancer, too."
by Supaju July 12, 2008
When pressing a ham (mooning against a window), the man also reaches down and pushes his old chap against the glass.
Whilemy ex and her new boyfriend ate their $500 meal, I walked straight up to the restaurant window and gave them a Pheasant under glass.
by Stephanie June 05, 2003
The nasty Will Charles Willett of your community.
A nasty thong on the ass of the universe...
Most likely claim Westside and call you "nigga" in each sentence.
Also a favored word of said pheasant: "trick"
Also known as an "anorexic snowballer"
Often seen with children exponentially younger than him.
See also:Child Molester...& Cradle Robber...& Chubby Chaser
Keep small children away.
A nasty thong on the ass of the universe...
Most likely claim Westside and call you "nigga" in each sentence.
Also a favored word of said pheasant: "trick"
Also known as an "anorexic snowballer"
Often seen with children exponentially younger than him.
See also:Child Molester...& Cradle Robber...& Chubby Chaser
Keep small children away.
Have You talked to that spineless pheasant fetus today? He called me a nigga trick bitch...I saw him throwing up westside but we all know honkey rather be throwing up his food.
by BellaFucking Brightside..Bitch February 02, 2009
A “Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl!” is an insult that is thrown about in disgust towards people that are stupid or uneducated. This phrase is usually met with the response of “hogwash you buccaneer!”.
Jenkins and friend:
“Tither, Thither, Jenkins! I do believe that man is quite the pheasant-faced Guinea fowl I believed him to be!”
“Quite right ol’ matey look at him strouthing around like a lesser-man”
Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl:
“Hogwash you buccaneer! Prepare yourselves for a dashing round of fisticuffs!”
“Tither, Thither, Jenkins! I do believe that man is quite the pheasant-faced Guinea fowl I believed him to be!”
“Quite right ol’ matey look at him strouthing around like a lesser-man”
Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl:
“Hogwash you buccaneer! Prepare yourselves for a dashing round of fisticuffs!”
by Johnny87479 May 31, 2018
by Phil& Marley April 03, 2019