Phallus face mclain

Anyone whom has a face resembling that of a penis, or anyone who needs to be quickly dissed.

Nerdster : Have you seen my glasses anywhere?

(While casually stepping down upon his glasses)
You : Fuck you Phallus face mclain.

by Busy Blake February 28, 2008

Phallus-teen

Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.

From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.

by j637man February 03, 2024

phallus noodle

drake snake hiss

did u see that phallus noodle?

by liberal anal destroyers May 20, 2024

phallus and testes

the cock and balls

come and visit my phallus and testes

by nylonthingy March 25, 2024

Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

by Nuphagus January 04, 2020

Phallus Record

A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.

"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."

by Bass Drop Donnie June 24, 2012

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024