Phallus face mclain

Anyone whom has a face resembling that of a penis, or anyone who needs to be quickly dissed.

Nerdster : Have you seen my glasses anywhere?

(While casually stepping down upon his glasses)
You : Fuck you Phallus face mclain.

by Busy Blake February 27, 2008

Phallus-teen

Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.

From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is huge enough to flex with it.

Ego sum phallus flexus

by SooSbürger March 18, 2019

Ingest Phallus

The posh way of telling someone to suck dick.

person 1: I banged your mother last night
some random posh guy from the 1950s: ingest phallus you imbecile

by Datboii2344 May 9, 2024

Phallus

Shakespearian word for fake, liar, and false

You are (a) phallus.

by P of the O February 9, 2023

Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024