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customer-patient

In the U.S.A., a person seeking non-emergency medical service must first provide proof of insurance and pay money before being examined by medical personnel.
Customer-patient: Help, I've chainsawed my fingers off!

Register Operator/Triage Representative: That'll be 50 bucks.
by Jojo Kimberly July 19, 2017
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Cancer Patient

A person who is toxic, cancerous and an ass. Not to be confused with actual cancer victims
by Autistic dude November 8, 2019
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leukaemia patient

when someone is bald
u look like a leukaemia patient girlie😻😻😻
by iconicslut February 24, 2022
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Facebook patient

Someone who uses Facebook as a thinly-disguised substitute for actual psychotherapy.
Heather's posts centered around her anxieties, her phobias, her delusional self-image - photos of herself taken today, taken ten years ago, taken when she was born - complimenting herself in a variety of ways, and her friends obliged, from empathy, 'liking', 'sharing', telling her how beautiful she still was, knowing she was a Facebook patient.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
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medical patient

A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.
Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.

Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!

Me: For sure. Who's got bud?

Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!

Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.

Javi: I'll hit up Willy.

Me: Nah, too many lungs.....
by Alvarex March 25, 2011
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psyc patient

A person who is crazy or psychotic. A negative term but can be used as ribbing among friends. Derives from prison slang referring to an inmate living in the penitentiary’s psychiatric ward or one that uses psychotropic medications or frequently sees the psychiatrist.
That bitch keyed my fuckin' car.
Man I told you that hoe was a psyc patient.

Britney Spears is a psyc patient; that bitch be walking around town with no shoes on and dropping her baby all the time.
by KMama June 12, 2006
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Dementia patient

Sleepy Joe Biden: the rapidly rising uh, um with uh um, in with uh, with uh, I don't know who, anyway...

Joe Biden is a real dementia patient
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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