P.M.S

1. premenstrual syndrome-PMS A varied group of physical and psychological symptoms, including abdominal bloating, breast tenderness, headache, fatigue, irritability, anxiety, and depression, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of menstruation and cease shortly after menses begins.
2. a school in canada (Pitt Meadow School..seriously it does REALLY exist!)
3. a natural situation when a girl have their period and they become bitchy and become sharp (same as #1 but alittle different)

"o man...she is PMS-ing 24/7!!!!!"
"i can't stop PMS-ing!!Ahhhh~"
"i go to P.M.S"
"go P.M.S! you guys are so gonna win this basketball game!"

by cant_be_perfect October 9, 2003

P.M. Pussy

A woman who's man only calls after 10 pm asking if he can come over. A p.m. pussy will never get a call from her "man" in the A.M. or the early evening or the afternoon-- the phone only rings around 1O p.m. or 11 p.m. or midnight-- when nothing more might be going on. Kind of like a booty call, but booty calls sometimes take place in the daytime and can be synonymous with a quickie. Some men aren't embarrassed by their booty call chick. This is not so with the p.m. pussy. She is only getting called this late for sex because no MAN wants to be seen with her at ALL in public and keeps the "relatioship" relegated to the bedroom or indoors.

Josasha: Boniqua, I don't know what to do. My man only calls me after I've done put in my curlers and gotten ready for bed. Sometimes I find myself going to bed later and later just so I can at least look decent and presentable when he does come over.

Boniqua: First of all, girl, he ain't your man. He is just using you for pussy--

Josasha: You mean like a booty call?

Boniqua: Um, no. More like p.m. pussy. He ain't getting any from the girl he wants but he needs SOME so he gets it from you. He just don't want his boys knowing he gets it from you. When he's over at your place, girl, his boys probably thinks he's at home sleeping. SORRY GIRL.

by Mimmy wants to be a mumsy December 20, 2008

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

p.m.e.

Pre-mature ejaculation. When a guy shoots his load within 1 or 2 seconds of intercourse or sometimes while putting on his condom.

Girl #1: Andre with the 14 inch dick was getting ready to be all up in me and then BAM!.....p.m.e. city, geeerl.

Girl #2: No shizzle LaQueefah?

Girl #1: Mmm hmm.

Girl #2: Daaaamn!

by Jethro X December 8, 2005

E.P.M.

E.P.M. is a mafia. The headquarters is somewhere in the mid-west. The mafia itself is run by 3 bosses and under them is their enforcer. E.P.M. is also closely affiliated with a few individuals who do jobs for them or have connections.

E.P.M. is scary, they had people run up in my house.

by mackrock17 September 24, 2007

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant

I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

by ICUP666 April 10, 2008

S.P.M

One horny bitch

S.P.M why are you letting your naked brother in your room

by XxiiixX July 10, 2020