oyster fart

Descriptive term for the sound of semen and gas erupting from the anus after anal intercourse. Erutpions may also consist of several other liquids and cremes, some of these may include lubricants and sunscreens.

He filled up her bowels with his jizz, and she let out a huge oyster fart all over the cheap hotel sheets.

by Donald Atello November 7, 2007

oyster bed

A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.

Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.

Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.

by PMax April 22, 2010

Oyster Boy

A boy who likes to lick or eat balls or testicles.

I really get off on my Oyster Boy licking my balls.

by SoCalJoe December 16, 2008

Oyster Platter

When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.

Dude we really need to go to yoga more its a completely untapped Oyster Platter

by AustinSmallbone March 6, 2009

Oyster Face

An expression describing the act of having ejaculate on ones face. Oyster in reference to the smell, color and consistency of semen being similar to a raw, shell-less oyster.

"I heard your brother gave Amy a little oyster face the other night."

Echh! I feel so gross right now. Danny gave me oyster face this morning and I can still smell it. That stuff never comes off."

"Take it to the base, then OYSTER FACE!"

by Fattius J Guy May 28, 2009

Oyster Kisses

The female equivalent of a Teabag.

"That chick bounced her pussy on my face and it felt like Oyster Kisses"

by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009

oyster pirate

a guy who goes down in a girl while she's asleep.

Brian's an especially creepy oyster pirate. he actually prefers it when his girlfriend doesn't wake up when he gives her a face job at four in the morning.

by badkorea July 23, 2010