Proud Ford F-150 Owner

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.

My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.

by mellowyellowbro October 28, 2019

one-twenty-oner

Anyone that was of the opinion that everything was OK with the US under the unrepentant Bush administration, but suddenly the day after Obama's inauguration (1-21) government was too big, taxes too high and all was wrong with the government.

Rush Limbaugh and Republicans supporting Bush and his cronies and exhorting us to blindly support "The President" but now blame President Obama for all of the country's ills and want him to fail. Classic one-twenty-oner mentality.

by Bat Guano May 10, 2009

owner operator

A knight who wields his pork sword for his own pleasure, not for fair maidens; a wanker

Keith's the biggest owner operator I've ever met

by Sarah W August 23, 2005

Ownershit

The act of taking ownership for your own shit (vs. dropping your shit in someone else's lap).

I can't believe that Max dropped all that work on you.

Yes, he really needs to take ownershit.

by UKJay October 6, 2011

/b/oner

When you get a boner on 4chan's /b/ board, A.K.A the random board.

Newfag: Dam dood, I just got a /b/oner from that Rule 34 thread.

by PseudoAlex July 13, 2015

day oner

someone who has always stuck by you and always chooses your friendship/relationship over any and everyone else.

she/he is my day oner, never switched up on me.

by thatbadbitchxx March 29, 2020

Proditone. Onero. Lux. Obduro.

(also abbreviated to POLO) a popular fanfic on AO3 within the SMZS fandom written by users enigma3000 and mehan kartik (daydreaming story teller).

This fic depicts the main characters of SMZS in an action packed Spy AU with Kartik Singh being a spy and Aman Tripathi as his husband who is slowly coming to the realisation that his husband may not be as he seems. The fic, already gut-wrenching despite the author's protestations otherwise, takes your typical stereotypical spy romance plot and made it into a absolutely thrilling action/mystery fix with a beautiful blend of humour and angst.

Fans of this fic are particularly fond of bars and Polo candies. Though it is yet unclear why the fic's abbreviation is POLO specifically.

The fic has been hyped up ever since its embryonic stage and when the first update aired, it gained strong positive fanbase who are eagerly awaiting the next instalments of this fic.

Girl: I wish POLO would update.

Boy: POLO?

Girl: you know? Proditone. Onero. Lux. Obduro.

by kartiksinghtripathi January 21, 2021