Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

brown skin and lemon over ice

zayn malik, basically

your brown skin and lemon over ice, would you believe it?!

by kwhehdj October 20, 2020

Build a bridge and get over it

It's a sarcastic, humorous, & somewhat bitchy thing to say, when somebody keeps complaining about an event that happened, or a situation, & they just need to get the hell over it.

Example one -
Girl one: *crying* My boyfriend John broke up with me yesterday!
Girl two: That's terrible, I'm so sorry!
(...7 months later...)
Girl one: *crying* I still can't believe John broke up with me...
Girl two: Oh for fucks sake, build a bridge and get over it.

Example two -
Boy one: UGHHHHH! I'M SO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!
Boy two: Dude, you've been complaining for 30 minutes about your hunger. Nobody cares! Build a bridge, and get over it.

by Sarcastic little bitch May 29, 2013

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

by Way Of The Gun fan July 30, 2008

Shut up and get over it

What should be said to any number of whining cry babies when they bitch about something trivial.

Rick - Man, I just can't believe someone drank all my good brews and I'm stuck with these nasty old Bud Lites.

Betsy - Oh shut up and get over it!

by Bangindedrum October 2, 2008

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

Yo son, stop sittin around eatin oreos and get over here.

Pertains to someone who is slacking off or not doing what one is supposed to be doing. Procrastinating, putting things off, slacking.

Yo son, stop sittin around eatin oreos and get over here.

by wahili October 10, 2005