Chipotle Orphanage

When you walk into a restroom and all the toilets have chipotle childs in them, you have just stumbled upon a chipotle orphanage.

Dude, I went to take a crap and all the toilets had unflushed chipotle childs in them, this place must be a chipotle orphanage as no one is claiming them.

by Goatoghillgary December 2, 2016

orphanize

The act of rendering someone an orphan.

"I would totally orphanize someone for a PS3"

by Paul X. November 10, 2008

orphaned drink

1. (descriptive noun) A drink that is abandoned on purpose. Originates from those at parties who get a drink to fit in with the crowd but truly do not want to drink, leading to placing the drink in a convenient location where it cannot be identified with its original owner, thus giving others the impression that the original owner drank it already and is thus partying like the rest of the crowd.
2. (verb) "to orphan". The act of abandoning the drink.

1. Jash: "Dude, someone left a glass of scotch on the counter!"
Jon: "Oh that was Sandpit. If you pour him something, consider it an orphaned drink."

2. Joe: "That guy keeps getting drinks without finishing his old ones!"
Jon: "Yeah, he likes to orphan his drinks."

by ndestruktx December 16, 2011

Text Orphaned

When texting or messaging a friend and one of you abruptly stops texting or messaging mid-conversation with no explanation, leaving the other person abandoned.

"Jennifer is often text orphaned because aint nobody got time fo dat."

by MiskMask September 6, 2013

Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.

Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009

Orphy

Adjective- unproportionate or oddly shaped body parts puts together on a person

to make a particularly orphy looking one

“Man, peters wife is so orphy! Her ears are smaller than her eyes!”

by TuckerBubson November 25, 2022

beer orphan

a beer someone doesn't like but takes to a party mixed in with other beers in effort to pass it off. Usually a weird flavor included with a Sam Adams seasonal pack, like cherry or chocolate bock. The beer continues to be passed on from party to party in this way, continuing its foresaken journey forever.

get me a decent brew out of the cooler, not one of those beer orphans Phil brought.

by Bumpyjonas March 7, 2017