Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.

by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011

Orinn

Orìnn is an Irish boy name. Orinns are the nicest people you could meet, They're so funny and friendly and will never fail to put a smile on your face, So cute and has many good traits also very good looking ngl and amazing music taste.

"Orinn is such a nice person!"
"We know"

by RandomPerson1313 April 2, 2019

orin

n. 1. a true pimp
2. a person who is good at everything

you can never be a orin

by jay February 22, 2004

Ordinary Sausage

dude on YouTube with over 500k subs right now

Guy 1: " Hey Ordinary Sausage uploaded a new video!"
Guy 2: " Who the fuck is Ordinary Sausage?"

by WhoevenusesBing February 24, 2021

Orbin

Patient, persevering, and strong willed.

No one is as strong willed as Orbin.

by Byobitch September 22, 2021

Ording

Term for exploring the abandoned buildings around CSU Monterey Bay. Usually done at night.

T- Dude, want to go Ording in the old crematorium?
J- no way it's haunted!

by Jake5129 April 16, 2011

Ordinary Differential Equation

An equation that uses rates to torture undergraduate students using nonsensical rules and made up solutions that have no bearing on reality. These are designed to humiliate and confuse typical students.

Oh man, I tried to hook up with this girl from the club last night but she was a total O.D.E (ordinary differential equation)

by Wiggles4u November 6, 2009