When a cop pulls you over and runs field testing for intoxication. ie. Walk a straight line, stand on one foot while touching your nose and sticking your tongue out, and everyones fav. say the alphabet backwards. The Olympic events vary by location. GOld medals given to super drunk drivers who proclaim to the Officer, "I'm not drunk, I am just really tired from staying up drinking all night."
officer: "...Excuse me but can i have you get out of your vehicle and run the intoxicated relay for me."
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
by CHUCK45 October 16, 2005
Get the Sidewalk Olympics mug.I came home and she said we need to talk and the conversation went on so long I felt like I was in the Talk Olympics.
by DoubleDDave July 14, 2009
Get the Talk Olympics mug.A smoking "game" where the last person in a group to hit the end of a blunt/joint (called a roach) wins. Because of the small size, passing and hitting roaches requires some degree of dexterity. Many people opt to not hit roaches - winning the roach olympics is a feat of endurance.
by pxlated February 25, 2010
Get the Roach Olympics mug.A competition in which participators are willing to cut their dicks in front of their camera, how disgusting
by “School is fun” -psychopath February 6, 2022
Get the BME Pain Olympics mug.The Mexican Olympics are usually taken place at, or near, the borderline between the United Staes and Mexico. Events include Swimming, Long Jump, High Dive, and Sprinting. All who participate either end up shot, or usually end up living in the USA for at least 3-5 years before being deported.
"Jose and Juan are going to the Mexican Olympics today" - enrique
"Yeah i heard, they gave me thier donkeys" - fredrique
"Yeah i heard, they gave me thier donkeys" - fredrique
by teh pwnzor June 22, 2008
Get the mexican olympics mug.The coon olympics has two different times of the year for sporting.. NBA All-Star weekend and time of album promotion (Times May Vary) This is a very special time of the year were the local negros band together to do shootout practices and smoking scrimmages. You win the coon olympics by smoking the most packs (killing someone) The Mecca of the annual coon Olympics is the American Third World country city: Chiraq
by Merciless_M November 14, 2019
Get the coon olympics mug.A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...
by quartz89_alt February 8, 2022
Get the Shark Olympics mug.