The Offspring

One of the BEST punk/rock bands ever!

"And it feels, and it feels like heaven's so far away" -Gone Away (from Ixnay on the Hombre) THE OFFSPRING ROCK!

by Floridagirl1015 July 5, 2010

Male Offspring of a Female Canine

A polite way to say Son of A Bitch

He's a male offspring of a female canine.

by BEKBEK January 17, 2009

The Offspring

THE GREATEST BAND EVER AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU CAN GO DIE!!!

The Offspring is by far the best thing since sliced bread...actually...it's better.

by Stinston March 17, 2009

Human offspring

A messy, slobbery, crying heap of flesh that carries the genetics of both human parents.

Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)

"The human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders. They manipulate them in order to get what they desire. If we uncover their secret, planet Earth will soon be ours."

by The Extraterrestrial Giraffe August 6, 2014

the offspring

A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!

I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!

by The Truth. May 3, 2005

The Offspring

A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.

Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.

Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.

by Hirsc January 22, 2018

The Offspring

Teenybopper band that writes shitty novelty bands and pretends to be political.

The Offspring are fags.

by lawl2u July 15, 2006