October 29th

You get to throw your shortest friend

Its October 29th ima throw ____

by ur mom mom October 28, 2019

October 29th

A day that guys with huge dicks are born, the people born on this day are terrific lovers and amazing friends. They are boyfriend material

1: Yo when’s your birthday

2: October 29th
1: Oh I figured with that huge cock

by BigVanilla69 October 15, 2020

October 29th

October 29th is national internet day! Today is the day you can spend time on the internet and not bother with trying to get off.

Today is October 29th im gonna play minecraft all day!

by TheGirlWithAWord October 29, 2019

October 29th

National fight your enforcers day

Counsellor: Hey enforcer its october 29th
Enforcer: Oh no
Counsellor: *fights enforcer*

by MadMash44 October 28, 2020

October 29th

Smack Your friends named Josh day (Josh can’t hit back)

Me: “hey Josh, can i smack you?”

Josh: “wtf!? No!”

Me: “it’s October 29th”

Josh: “fine”

by You moms kitchen October 28, 2020