Conor Oberst

A decent folk singer/songwriter from Nebraska whose talents are exaggerated by 16 year old fan girls who initially liked him because they saw his picture in Elle Girl.

conner obrest is so sexy lover i dont have to love is the most meaningful song that ever filled my ears and i want him to visit my bedroom at night because he is so hot

by Courtney April 26, 2005

Oberst

The last name of a super twat. One might even say that they are severely dumb.

Person 1: hey have you talked to Oberst today?
Person 2: no he fuckin sucks man, i don’t vibe with him.

by Mickenna Akers May 28, 2020

Idar Oberstein

City in Hunsruck area of Germany. Known as the gem capital of Germany

I bought the biggest diamond in Idar Oberstein.

by nick digger September 28, 2011

conor oberst

A 25-year-old indie artist from Omaha, Nebraska that is one of the main founders of Saddle Creek Records, along with other bands such as Azure Ray and Rilo Kiley. Conor Oberst is mainly known for his place in the band Bright Eyes, but also takes part in many other bands...

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE BANDS! It's obvious that Conor Oberst is just too hot for those losers. In fact, Conor's image is almost the only reason he has so many fans. Find me a fan of Bright Eyes that IS over 18, and is NOT female, and you will get a cookie. But that's basically meaningless because it's impossible anyways.

Teenybopper 1 listening to Bright Eyes: "I WANNA LOVA I DUN HAVE 2 LUVVVVV. I WANT A BOI WHOZ SOO DRUNK, HE DOESNT TALK. HEY, WHERZ DA KID WID DA KEMICALZ?"

Teenybopper 2: "LOLS M8, what r u listening 2?"

Teenybopper 1: "dunno, i fnk der name is 'dim eyes'.. i only listen 2 them coz conor oberst is a TOTAL HUNK."

by Conor0berst September 14, 2005

Conor Oberst

A whiny and annoying Elliott Smith-wannabe. Comparing this guy with Bob Dylan and Elliott Smith should be considered blasphemy.

Listen to Elliott Smith instead.

by KyLe W. March 29, 2005

conor oberst

1) Singer/songwriter with several bands, often under the name of Bright Eye
2) Talented and/or singing with a broken and emotional voice
2)Said person when referenced by young emo girls in order to appear deep and meaningful.

2) That tracks pretty Conor Oberst, good work, just try not to overdo the fake emotion man.

3)Emo girl usage: Conor Oberst is a troubled soul, i relate deeply to him.Plus i think he is hot. Don't insult him or i will go crazy

by rar January 22, 2004

conor oberst

Conor Oberst is one of the worst indie/emo singers every to come along and help ruin the world. Idiotic adolescents enjoy his ridiculous awful cry-wail, even though it is never in key, has horrid tone, is always out of pitch, and generally makes me want to kill myself. Every fan of this piece of shit loser who can't sing should kill themselves in a horrible fashion. You all need to fuck off.

Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he heard Conor Oberst singing.

by poopshitter January 27, 2008