rofl owned

1. Something you say to someone after you beat their ass.
2. A phrase that occasionally appears in the Comedy Goldmine and Photoshop Phriday segments at Something Awful.

This phrase is usually typed in all capital letters.

warcraftMASTER: wtf how did u kill all my crypt fiends!?
l33td00d~187~: ROFL OWNED

by Capheine December 10, 2003

bitch owned

Someone that is a bitch and you just owned them. Whether that be in a sport or in anything else.

"You just got bitch owned!"

by B.Parks Production September 14, 2007

russell cr-owned

Getting hit in the head with a telephone.

"Russell Crowe just russell cr-owned that hotel clerk!"

by LMB June 30, 2005

God Owned

To be owned in some way by God

Dude, that guy just got God Owned!

by SCRUM March 31, 2005

lo!l snap owned

A phrase used by children with down's syndrome and overweight internet nerds who play a poser game called Dark Ages, since the game filters "LOL" in its natural form.

Random chunky redheaded loser: "PMFG I JUST OWNED UR CHAR IN TEH ARENA! LO!L SNAP OWNED!11"

by ^_________^ April 15, 2004

ownedbystyle

Clown Swiffer, very funny always do dumb stuff and cry on timeline for interactions. He claims to be straight 💀

Popularly known as REM, hate mustin beaver and his stans

*hawt guy on tl*

REM(ownedbystyle) : omg stop putting semi naked guys on tl

*Him inside* : rail me 😩

by Fadga April 22, 2021

sharpie owned

1 when someone falls asleep at a party, everyone pulls out their sharpies and writes all over them.

2 one of the most annoying things that can happen(can take hours to clean off all that ink)

That guy from Garden State was completely sharpie owned.

by Klytze March 29, 2008