OMJ I love Harry Potter
by Astro Hannah November 9, 2019
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Means "Oh Mary Jane", "Oh My Jesus", and "Oh My Jeremiah". Is used as an emphasizing reaction or reply to show you are surprised/frustrated from something you have heard or witnessed; as a sarcastic statement in a positive, fun, and unique way; and as a satisfactory statement/compliment to describe how dank your weed hit was. Is also just a more interesting way to say "OMG" to seem more mysterious and cool.
"OMJ! I agree, that's totally insane!"
"OMJ, I am so baked after just that one hit bruh!"
"OMJ, I bet" nods head ... (Definitely not in agreeance. I just don't want to argue/offend you)...
"OMJ, I am so baked after just that one hit bruh!"
"OMJ, I bet" nods head ... (Definitely not in agreeance. I just don't want to argue/offend you)...
by LickTheRainbow222 September 29, 2022
Get the OMJ mug.When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.
Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)
by Rosh507 December 14, 2014
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tracy: "sorry, i totally just sharted."
cindy: "omjf you filthy whore why is your asshole so loose?"
tracy: "sorry, i totally just sharted."
cindy: "omjf you filthy whore why is your asshole so loose?"
by jerry_at_rick June 27, 2010
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