When a young 20-something goes topless in public for the first time. Is usually preceded by consumption of large quantaties of Captain Morgan or fruity drinks. Most likely to see an Initial Public Offering or IPO in short, at....river escapades, Mardi Gras, tailgate parties, outdoor rock concerts, or possibly company picnics.
Dude, you should have seen Suzy at the river this weekend, two Long Islands, and she was giving all the guys at the beach Zipper Flexes when she gave everyone an Initial Public Offering.
Dans' wife pulled off an Initial Public Offering in front of the boss at the company party over the weekend. You just know that asshole is going to get a promotion now.
Dans' wife pulled off an Initial Public Offering in front of the boss at the company party over the weekend. You just know that asshole is going to get a promotion now.
by Spudrod February 25, 2010
Get the Initial Public Offeringmug. Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 1:
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010
Get the Turn off-offermug. (noun) The cultural movement of euphoric excitement and appreciation involving the actor Nick Offerman, of Parks and Rec.
by gibroni November 4, 2014
Get the Nick Offer-Maniamug. CPA Network Affiliate Manager: "Would you like me to place a tracking pixel for the offer?"
Publisher/Affiliate: "No that's ok, we'll just dryhump the CPA offer to see if it is at least breaking even"
Publisher/Affiliate: "No that's ok, we'll just dryhump the CPA offer to see if it is at least breaking even"
by JosJ March 12, 2010
Get the dryhump the CPA offermug. For loyalty cash offer, customer must provide evidence that he or she is a currently registered owner of a Mitsubishi vehicle or an immediate family member of the registered owner living at the same physical address. Customer and loyalty cash offers end June
For loyalty cash offer, customer must provide evidence that he or she is a currently registered owner of a Mitsubishi vehicle or an immediate family member of the registered owner living at the same physical address. Customer and loyalty cash offers end June
by MGLA August 30, 2008
Get the Loyalty cash offermug. 
To bring in a huge class of first year associates when there is very little work for them and then layoff over half of them only four months later.
To avoid the appearance of rescinding offers the New York office of Latham & Watkins brought in a massive class of first years even though there was no work for them and then laid off over half of them only four months later.
A young graduate of Harvard Law School lamented his stealth offer rescission and wondered why he hadn't chosen Skadden instead.
A young graduate of Harvard Law School lamented his stealth offer rescission and wondered why he hadn't chosen Skadden instead.
by Latham Diaries May 7, 2010
Get the stealth offer rescissionmug.