Arsch offen

Rude german expression for beeing nuts

Der Penner hat doch den Arsch offen! = That jerk is completely nuts!

by jassler May 17, 2008

Offended

An annoying trend among basic middle aged woman. Often used without knowing why.

Zack West was so offended that he was offended about being offended.

by blockheadseth December 25, 2016

Your arrogance offends me

Something you say to someone to truly terrify them like liam nesson did in the film taken cos he is just such a badass.

person 1: "Your a twat"
person 2: "Your arrogance offends me"
person 1: "OH DEAR GOD!, PLEASE IM SORRY!"
person 2: "And for that, the rate just went up 10 percent"
person 1: "NOOOOOOOO!"

by somedude11111 December 8, 2009

offended

Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.

Person A: I am offended by that remark.
Person B: Yes, I see that.

by geekmalone June 24, 2020

Offensive Dick

When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.

"Today I got an Offensive Dick"

by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018

sex offender shuffle

the sex offender shuffle is what you have to when you have been accused of sex offenses. you have to spend weeks in the sex offender cell where you have to write what you have done wrong and you have to sing it in the weekly "sex offender shuffle song" where you get 6-8 sex offenders to sing there lyrics

keith: that blokes been arrested for sex offenses
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle

by chimpg December 17, 2017

that's offensive

A common phrase that dumb people say when they don't understand something or when they want to cause unnecessary facebook drama.

"Your artistic endeavor for photography class uses a globe in it and that reminds me of our all-mighty God. That's offensive."

by imazebraucantcme September 13, 2011