offset morningwood

Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you

*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*

Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood

Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood

by Those arab guys August 27, 2017

Strategic Offsite

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

kick-offs

pres before pres; kick-offs, pres, the main event, afters, kick-ons

I need to be royally sloshed upon arrival at the function this evening, so I reckon we go hard at kick-offs and even harder at pres

by enjoyerofkickoffs123 January 11, 2023

offshore christmas

n. A Christmas Eve or Christmas Day spent offshore on a rig or platform in Norway. Usually celebrated with a large, elaborate meal and boxes of chocolates.

My crew and I were running an RST job, so we had an offshore christmas.

by vaeren December 18, 2006

Offshored

Losing a good paying job to a non-North American country often resulting in cost savings to greedy corporations at the expense of quality.

"...no I'm not with Microsoft any more, my job got offshored to Bangalore. I hear my old customers are frustrated by the thick accents and out of touch nature."

by mangicake January 27, 2009

the offspring

A kick ass band that consists of 4 members, dexter holland, noodles, atom willard and greg k. they have 7 albums out and KICK ASS

dick head: hey man the offspring offspring suck
me:get fucked at least i have taste
dick head:fine ill go cut myself
me:fuckin emo

by fuck slipknot! May 28, 2006

the offspring

best band EVER consists of:
dexter holland, back up guitar/vocals
noodles, lead guitar
greg k, bass
atom willard, drums

7 excellent albums with smash being the all time greatest

you stupid dumb shit god dam mother fucker, bad habbit: ledgendry song by the offspring

by rockon666 May 21, 2007