nutmonkey

Disregard this definition. . . we have an imposter of the great Fatass!!

Pick your own goddamn name, loser/fatbody.

by Fatass February 24, 2003

NUTCON

(n & adj) usu. used with a number indicating an increasing scale of aggression or pent-up wrath defined along the lines of the US Defence Condition ("DEFCON") scale.

Adaption of DEFCON

"Stay out of Sgt. Smith's way: She's NUTCON 5!"

by Spootonium October 12, 2004

nutso bananas

(adj.) used to describe something amazing or unexpected. An unbelievable occurrence or event.

"I can't believe how nutso bananas that workout was, I'm feeling the burn all over".

by APCF January 21, 2023

nutmonkey

a stupid asshole

What a nutmonkey!

by fatass February 22, 2003

Nutronic

Godlike Radio Bloke and all things brilliant!

Hey, is that Nutronic on the radio now no its his podcast

by Steve Quinn August 22, 2007

these nuts on your chin

The phrase you say to anyone/everyone you have put your balls on. Especially if they were on the chin.

Your Boss: "Ok. Shifts over... you can go home now."
You: "Not until I put these nuts on your chin"

You: "I love you Dad."
Your Dying Father: "I love these nuts on your chin."

by thesenutsonyourchin November 29, 2016

Nuts on your chin

Means my dick is in your mouth

Alex: Yo, bitch my nuts are on your chin.
Bitch: That's cuz...ya dick in my mouth!

by K-Kwik September 17, 2005