nutjob

an idiotic man who blames all of his and everyone's problems on the government and the University of Texas.

SoTexSooner was a real nutjob when he predicted that Oklahoma would beat Texas last year and then blamed it on the officiating when OU lost

by hookem May 3, 2010

Nutjob

A nut job is something that you do when your dick is so small you can't jack off so you have to give yourself a nutjob.

Im so cold my dick was inside me so I had to give myself a nutjob.

by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 16, 2016

nutjob

When that dirty slut puts her lips on your testicles!

I want a nutjob from a crusty old chinese woman.

by nut job scrotum face November 30, 2002

Nutjob

Sexual act; the performing of fellatio specifically upon the man's testicles.

"I still think Niall gives the best nutjobs"

by awkgrhakjwrn November 7, 2016

NutJob

Someone who doesn't accept your opinion.

Dude those conservatives are real nutjobs

by Ludd July 14, 2020

nutjob

When a girl is sucking a penis and she wraps her lips around the scrotum and testicles with the penis still in her mouth.

The girl gave me a nutjob.

by Sexxyum November 17, 2006

Right-wing nutjob

nickname from liberal reporters for Mick Mulvaney

The right-wing nutjob was the first South Carolinian to be a WH Chief of Staff.

by Coop Dupe December 28, 2019