nutcracker

In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.

The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

nutcracker

When the suck is so good that you have to nut inside.

Mary was so good last night that I gave her a nutcracker!

by DariusDudeGuy April 9, 2017

nutcracker

A "dive" in which the diver jumps in feet first with one leg in front of them and one leg behind them, usually causing pain in the groin area.

"He just did a nutcracker into the water!"
"He won't be walkin for a while."

by teh pwn January 6, 2006

Nutcracker

means Guicci vagina dat cracks out nut. (good vagina that makes a man nut)

Dat wuman has a nutcracker.

by Allahatopia November 24, 2018

chocolate nutcracker

A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.

Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.

by Dance Explo September 17, 2013

nutcracker

A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.

Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.

by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008

nutcracker

:referring to a moment in soccer, generally in FIFA, where one is succumbed to a rifting tackle, steal, or anything else that creates or involves courageous acts of a rift.

The term was created by Shawn Etemadi.

*Downing of Liverpool steals the ball from Smalling and slots in a screamer* "Damn, now that's a nutcracker."

by Dermo Clause September 23, 2012