Numbnuts (nuhm-nuhts)
Noun
1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.
2. An utter disgrace of humanity.
3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.
See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Noun
1. The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.
2. An utter disgrace of humanity.
3. One whose purpose in life is meaningless; a complete and total waste of life.
4. An ignorant, arrogant asshole.
See jerkoff, fuckhead, asswipe, shitfucker.
Definition 1 Examples:
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.
The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.
The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.
The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
The "Let me hold a sheath the wrong way and whip out the knife and slice off my fingers" stupid.
The "let me try to break the sharp end of the knife with my penis" stupid.
The "Let's Try and juggle chainsaws a flamethrower and your mother in law with my ass cheeks" stupid.
The "bash syphillis infected fags with my rock hard cock with a cut on it from me trying to break the sharp end of a knife with it" stupid.
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Get the Numbnuts mug.Watch his "Behind the Music": Ted adopted an underage girl named Pele Massa to have sex with her.
Ted wrote the song "Jailbait" where he talks about having sex with thirteen year old girls.
In his VH1 Behind the Music, he admits to having sex with several underage girls, saying their parents allowed it, and guessed they figured better him than some drugged out high school dirtbag. One of his accusers was 12 years old.
Ted Nugent is 100% a pedophile, listen to his song, Jailbait. He says,
He Ted Nugented that 12 year old girl, now he's on the sex offender list. Read the Lyrics to Ted Nugent's song, Jailbait. Ted sings, "I don't care if you're just thirteen," "I just know that you're probably clean," "Jailbait you look so good to me," "I know I've got to have you..." "Put those handcuffs on her, I'll share her with you!"
Ted Nugent's song, "Jailbait" is about raping a 13 year old.
Ted wrote the song "Jailbait" where he talks about having sex with thirteen year old girls.
In his VH1 Behind the Music, he admits to having sex with several underage girls, saying their parents allowed it, and guessed they figured better him than some drugged out high school dirtbag. One of his accusers was 12 years old.
Ted Nugent is 100% a pedophile, listen to his song, Jailbait. He says,
He Ted Nugented that 12 year old girl, now he's on the sex offender list. Read the Lyrics to Ted Nugent's song, Jailbait. Ted sings, "I don't care if you're just thirteen," "I just know that you're probably clean," "Jailbait you look so good to me," "I know I've got to have you..." "Put those handcuffs on her, I'll share her with you!"
Ted Nugent's song, "Jailbait" is about raping a 13 year old.
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