Can you not?

A phrase you use when someone is annyoing the fuck out of you and you want them to stop

*Someone singing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song*

Can you not?

by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007

i wont not fuck you the fuck up

It’s a statement that you can say when people attack you for no reason and you want to take action but you don’t know how to exactly do. It’s been used from Lana Del Rey on Twitter when she was attacked by Azealia Banks for Kanye West stuff.

“You’re a fat bitch”
“Say it to my face bitch. I wont not fuck you the fuck up”

by Mirinat October 14, 2018

kaneki ken you not

A pun by the fanbase of tokyo ghoul about the main character kaneki ken.
It means "can you not?", except from the 'kaneki' part which is usually added just for fun.

Not entirely too popular and is more known as "Ken you not?"

Person 1: "Want to go and do {insert hated action here?"
Person 2: "Uh, Kaneki Ken you not?

by Speerut May 15, 2016

could you not

requesting someone to take back something they just did or said

You grab your girlfriends ass in public.
Response: Um, could you NOT? (emphasis on 'not')

by Terence Michael July 24, 2003

I know you not laughing

The 5 words of doom you WILL hear if someone catches you laughing at the wrong.

Person 1: “Cole ugly as shit, Cole fat and broke,”
Person 2: *Laughing his ass off*
Cole: Bitch, I know you not laughing?

by Heisenbergpoop January 6, 2022

shit you not

A reply to shit too affirming the truth in one's challenged statement.

I shit you not, I tagged dat ass.

by aiken October 21, 2002

can you not

can you not translates in to " i would prefere if u could refrain from your current activity as it bothers me"

friend one (singing out of tune) la la la la la
friend two can you not i have a headache

by kinsy mckins August 22, 2006