Nooploid

A derogatory term for attractive people who have sex with attractive people.

You're such a fucking nooploid.

by D1ckt10n@ry October 12, 2022

Uncle Noominji

Means great respect for all others (land, people, and animals). Means you can get through the day with a laugh and when need be, throw a bit of banter in. Also means that no matter where you are in life, you can always come back home to your roots.

This was our great x28 uncle’s life. We Celebrate by kissing our index and middle finger and raising it to the sky while chanting his name....UNCLE NOOMIJI!!!

If another member of the Noomiji tribe tells you to do something for Uncle Noomiji you must do it or else you are banished from the tribe

Person 1: Dunk your balls in boiling water. Person 2: For Uncle Noomiji Whilst shouting at the top of their lungs ( FOR UNCLE NOOMIJI ) While dipping Balls in Boiling water
Person 2: Now you do it for Uncle Noominji

by One of the Hawaiian Boyz December 2, 2019

Nomping

Letting a fat man eat pizza off your back during coitus.

Did you hear Katie's into nomping? Hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.

by RockBinkie December 19, 2014

Nomophobia

Short for no-mobile-phone phobia, this is the constant fear of not having service and according to researchers in the UK a whopping 50% of people have it. Third world…we apologize.

-"i LITERALLY cant survive without my phone i have Nomophobia the fear of no service or phones!"

by LightningThunda November 3, 2014

Noombie

A lady or a ladies breasts.

Im going to visit my noombie.

That chick has nice noombies.

by SnaX Of The Half September 7, 2005

Noopy

A person with doll like features. Usually larger eyes that draw attention to the person. Very attractive. A Noopy is a sweet person who's looks usually gets them by and beyond trouble. They have a angelic innocent look about them. Noopys can be the fanasty of dirty older people. Noopys are usually loyal and funny and honest. There is nothing like making a enemy with a Noopy because Noopys can persuade anyone to join forces with them. Noopys are like mystical people they can mind control people. When raged Noopys show they are superior to other humans.

Jessica: There is something about that guy over there I cant stop staring.

Susie: That's because he is a Noopy

Jim: Wow that chick is superly hot
Kevon: She is surely a Noopy

by ricothefreakoleako September 23, 2011

Lex Noops

Translation of "The Noobs" in latin.
Usually used...
a. to make fun of someone or a group who you think is/are noob(s).
b. to directly taunt a noob who is ignorant of his condition.
or c. as an inside joke with leet people.

starz: 73}{ /\/00|35
Dxon: lolwut? Srsly... What does that say? lex noops?
Pingus™: I lol'd IRL. "T3h N00bs" "Lex Noops" means "The Noobs" in latin...

by patatee January 28, 2009