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None Of Your Fishnets

'None of your fishnets' is an alternative way of saying 'none of your business' however it can be used in almost any location or situation, logical or irrelevant.
Luke when you coming out?" ---- "none of your fishnets
by Sangha45 December 16, 2010
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none boy

A person who tries to have conversations with you unaware that you don't know who they are
Mary: Omg did you see that none boy try to talk to me yesterday
by Hsdrky January 19, 2016
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None the Wiser

The classic game of covert, brazen fapping in a relaxed hangout with two or more conscious and unsuspecting friends present. One is most successful under a blanket or snuggie, suppressing urges of heavy breathing, distinctive skin-clapping noises, and the desire to turn the pornhub mobile volume higher. The burden of proof rests with the masturbater (henceforth known as the fooler) in presenting a seawater scented tissue or pair of boxers upon completion. In coastal regions, where this smell is continually airborne, the fooler may show their freshly dripping partial to their peers to chalk up a win.
Tanio: "Ha! You guys are none the wiser! Get a whiff of this!"
Mxke Purp: "Doesn't count. I pointed out your phallic shadow cast on the wall to Nandy a minute ago. We let you finish out of courtesy."
Tanio: "Fine, I'll get my parents on the ride home."
by Banandy June 18, 2014
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none too clever

someone, or a situation, that is either not very good or really fucking insanely stupid.

Synonymous with not cool.
"Did you see what results Tony got in his exam? They were none too clever, mate."

"You know the concept of paedophilia? That entire thing is none too clever"
by Projekkt December 29, 2008
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none of your business

a wicked ass chick on myspace, she may be none of your business but hell every guy and girl wants her to be their business!
person 1: did you go on myspace last night?
person 2: yeah man, i got 7 adds, one of them was hotttt
person 1: oh yeah? who who?
person 2: none of your business
person 1: c'mon man don't be stingy
person 2: alix, you know, none of your business?
person 1: oh yeah, she's sexy (Y)
by acme-batterry June 25, 2008
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None of your business

A thought-terminating cliché used to quell any critical thinking that may be used to expose someone's immoral/irresponsible/sordid actions and behaviours.

While there are occasions where this phrase is justified, most often than not it's used unjustifiably.
JUSTIFIED USE:
"So are you two sleeping together??"
"I'm sorry but that's none of your business"

UNJUSTIFIED USE:
*father verbally abuses their children on the bus*
Bystander: Excuse me but you should really treat your kids better
Father: Mate that's none of your business! Piss off!

UNJUSTIFIED USE:
Person 1: You shouldn't be smoking here, it's a smoke-free zone
Person 2: None of your business man
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022
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None Backstabbing Plastic Bitch

Your friend is being honest to you and you were like thinking that she's lying about something, however your thoughts was false.
So you say it that she's not a backstabbing plastic bitch.
by THEONLYJAZZKLENKE June 10, 2008
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