From the popular British tv show, there’d be a train that would carry the residents of the stars of the show, ‘In the Night garden’. This train was called the Ninky Nonk. Nonce is British slang for pedophile. It’s basically just a really extra way of saying pedophile.
Jack literally tried to kiss me last night, he’s so horny, ugh.
Yeah, he’s such a ninky nonce, avoid him.
Yeah, he’s such a ninky nonce, avoid him.
by Spicysalt June 16, 2018
Get the Ninky Nonce mug.Crowd-Nonce or Crowd-Noncing in sports (typically football) is to insult/taunt the opposition fans for their home/away support regarding numbers - this can happen before, during and/or after the game has concluded.
This is usually by fans of clubs who get good support home & away however are extremely insecure about how their team is actually performing.
This is usually by fans of clubs who get good support home & away however are extremely insecure about how their team is actually performing.
"He is being a crowd nonce because his club has 4k more fans on average each week, even though his team just got slapped 4-0 by ours"
by Joel8474 March 3, 2023
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by OI BLUD! December 8, 2017
Get the nonce mug.A Noner (said Non-er) is some one of no importance, or lack there of. It derived from "Non-Essential Personel". The term is slang used largly by united states military members to describe the vast number of people who work away from the direct mission at hand.
1) A noner can be a person that works in finance, behind a desk in the warmth of a office. Their biggest threat is a chance that the stappler may brake and a staple come screaming out into their eye.
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
by JDF April 29, 2004
Get the Noner mug.The type of conversation held with another person when you really do not wish to talk to them. It consists of short and to the point replies which do not add to the conversation and make it hard for the other person to continue. It is usually to try and convey politely that you do not have the time for this oxygen thief who insists on bothering you.
A typical nonversation goes as follows-
"So how are you today?"
"Okay."
"What have you been up to?"
"Not much."
"So how are you today?"
"Okay."
"What have you been up to?"
"Not much."
by Dalek December 29, 2008
Get the Nonversation mug.A country in north-western Europe, off the north-western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.
by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021
Get the nonce island mug.Did you know that cowboys were living and working in Hawai‘i before there were cowboys in the U.S.? Did you know that Hawai`i had high speed internet before any of the states did? Did you know Hawai`ians were living in modern cities while some Americans were still living in grass shacks?
by binkbink February 10, 2004
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