oh noes

When something bad has happened or is about to happen, you shout OH NOOOOESSS as a replacement to the dull, tired "oh no". Extra o's and e's can be added for extra emphasis.

OH NOOOEEESSS!!! My lunch is over!

by elite0r July 31, 2003

Noe Soto

Another way of saying "I don't know" or "You don't know".

1. Juan asked Sal, "What's going on tonight"? Sal replies, "I'm Noe Soto". He can also reply with, "I'm Noe".

2. Juan tells Sal, "I know what's going on tonight". Sal replies with, "Yeah you're Noe Soto". Or he can also reply with, "You're Noe".

by MikeJuanSal January 18, 2009

oh noes

What to say when the giant, rhinoceros-like alien comes to eat you in your poorly-constructed marine base.

"OH NOES!!!11" exclaimed teh Cyphage, mere seconds before the enzymes met his skin.

by Aeaea February 23, 2004

noes goes

during any situation involving scarcity or a need to decide who is going to do something quickly, this phrase is yelled. The idea is not be the last person to put your finger on your noes, if you are the last one, you must do the task or must suffer not getting any of what the participants may be vying over.

Person 1: Somebody has to defuse that bomb or we are all going to die.

Person 2: I don't want to do it.

Person 3: Don't look at me, I ain't gonna do it.

Person 4: Nope.

Person 1: I see ... NOES GOES!

Person 2: Haha! I saw you. You were the last to touch your nose.

Person 3: Rats ... ok I'll do it but don't be pissed when I get us all killed.

by CLosClean December 16, 2014

oh noes!

When you are royally fucked.

3 little girls are on a tube ride in their local lake. They hit a monster wave, and all 3 of them fly off of the rub screaming oh noes!

by Erk December 16, 2004

teh noes

n. the worst possible thing imaginable

adj. of or relating to the worst possible thing imaginable

mansechs = teh noes!!!

by mizzer December 11, 2003

oh noes

This means the same as saying "oh no!" Saying it plural makes the word "kewl."

Oh noes! My friend got banned from IRC.

by Reejii March 26, 2003