Nobles

1. A large worthless body mass capable of an undeserved power trip, belittling more important beings

Pledge:"That guy is being a 'Nobles'... What a Dick!"

by Norbes December 5, 2009

Barnes and Noble

1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.

"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."

"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."

"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"

by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009

Noberend

A person who worst than a nob head or belle end and someone who a dick with people to

That guy other there is a noberend he got to nobs

by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

Nobled

When you leave your office with your computer unlocked and come back to find the picture on your home screen has been changed.

I went to the bathroom and when I came back the picture on my home screen had dicks drawn all over it. Oh man you just got Nobled

by The angry sheet metal worker February 15, 2019

Noblesvilleclan

A group of terrorists (based in Noblesville) who run and control the underground market in Indiana

"Did you hear? The Noblesvilleclan Killed 6 people last night!"

by SuperSeLoL August 2, 2023

tit nibler

A man, or women who enjoys nibbling on tits

Yo don't be a tit nibler to Sam

by ballernipples June 14, 2010

Storm Nobber

Aka the Facebook weather police. They moan their asses off when it's too hot and totally piss their pants during a thunderstorm. "OMG it's raining outside"...You don't need a Facebook weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing!

Did you see all the Storm Nobbers on Facebook last night? ...Yeah...what's all that about!?

by Dunney Boy July 17, 2015