FedEx

The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!

Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.

by Rainiered September 15, 2021

Fedex

FedEx- someone who has exceeded the adjective pothead due to the amount of weed he / she consumes on a daily basis

He's really a FedEx, he smoked like 15 dutches.

by Tomcarlo September 7, 2017

FedEx Flight 80

A crash that happened in 2009 which killed both pilots, but little kids are making shitty videos about it.

“Man this is the 65th time I’ve seen a shitty FedEx Flight 80 video made by a cringy ass 8 year old on my shorts feed.”

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME January 15, 2024

FedExing

The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.

My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021