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Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.
Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.
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amy-ness 

when you put in upfront time and thought into selecting your life partner after having made the mistake of not doing so the first time -- and you end up meeting a brilliant engineer whose intellect and fellatio skills allows you to transcends the biological male urge to seek other women -- so everything turned out pretty damn amazing
e: "what are the things you learned to look for that you didn't know the first time around so that I know?"

r: "amy-ness (of course)"
amy-ness by estellanutella August 23, 2022
The most famous Ddoser in league of legends oceanic server. Absolutely terrible at the game and win trades for money with skwiggles
Nesjac
nesjac by Refqt November 12, 2013
A sexy girl, with unique personality, she is beautiful inside and out, very creative, and incredibly fun and wise.
She has a bad ass attitude, but soft on the inside. She got an banging body, and likes to speak her mind. Girls wanna be her, while Guys wanna have her.
Guy #1: I want to have Nesha kinda girl.
Guy #2: That girl Nesha is one of a kind.
Nesha by Nesha3 December 9, 2015

Loughery Ness Monster 

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.
Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

Ness The Kid 

A long island white “rapper” who was signed by Fetty Wap, even though all he does is express his love for Girls and flex foreign cars, designer clothes, and jewelry that he doesn’t have.
Bill: Dammmmnn. This rapper has it made! He has a bust down Rolex AND a Bugatti.
Carl: Nah, that’s just Ness The Kid, The only thing he has is a shit ton of v bucks he stole his girls credit card to buy.
Ness The Kid by BluePickles2 July 17, 2020
The most brightest star in the sky, guiding all people on earth on the path of enlightenment
Let nelsa show you the way
nelsa by Living the dream February 16, 2017