Neptune’s Revenge

Neptune’s Revenge is when cold water reaches a male’s genitalia as he is walking into a body of water

The man walked on his tip toes for as long as he could to avoid the icy embrace of Neptune’s Revenge

by Wangwapper August 5, 2018

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Neptune Middle School

School with 6th grade girls getting knocked up

Neptune Middle school is a dangerous place

by 12342829DVA May 23, 2018

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Neptune's Embrace

When you sit on a toilet and your penis accidentally touches the water in the bowl.

I went to do my business, sat on the toilet and got a Neptune's Embrace the water was so cold I jumped right back up.

by TellTail September 11, 2019

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A gender-challenged human (supposedly?) whose sexual preferences range from bi to homosexual to just about any other that exists. It resides at Witty, Cyber World and is at constant... hard work in its office/dungeon of its many fortunate victims. Its SFO (Sexual Frustration Occurances) are unlimited to several witnesses of this sexy beast. :D

"Vanilla Popsicles" often pop up in a converstaion concerning Neptune.

by Harika June 11, 2006

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Neptune's kiss

A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye

"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"

by AuroV February 10, 2018

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