Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

Power Napping

When you smoke so much marijuana, that you randomly fall asleep in a standing up position for 2-3 minutes and wake up like nothing has happened.

We were having a normal conversation, when suddenly, Joe went for a Power Nap.

Luke thought he was having some sort of fit, turned out Joe was only Power Napping.

Micha was trying to hold Joe up, whilst he was having a Power Nap.

by micha356 December 5, 2009

Nipping Cactus

Taking needles and putting them through your skin on your fingers and poking someone in the asshole until they fart in your face.

"Dude, I pulled a Nipping Cactus on you over an hour ago and it still stanks!"

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 9, 2003

nipping clean

When you have passed a stool and nipped it off cleanly, there is almost no need for toilet paper.

I've been for a pool and hardly had to wipe my bum as it was nipping clean.

by Sun gold July 27, 2017

nopping

When a girl uses a foreign object to climax themselves. This object is an everyday object that only slightly resembles male genitalia.

I was totally nopping myself the other day with that mechanical pencil

by Schredder2 March 9, 2011

nipping

The act of going out and hanging with the nips (syn: nick's bitches), with the possibility of "mad sex"* following the going out.

*Nicolas Hasegawa, Quote

Nick, are we going nipping this weekend or what?

by piro May 15, 2003

Dog napping

A term used to descirbe a fat ass lazy person.

Ay you fucking dog napping bitch, call jenny craig!

by candace321 January 6, 2011