by vlochshvla August 22, 2011
Get the neeshnu mug.He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.
Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.
Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain
Can take it away
Aka a Charlie
Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.
Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain
Can take it away
Aka a Charlie
Example:
Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?
Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?
Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021
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Right when your about to blow your load you scream out who’s naked!!! And blow a load on the girls face.
Right when your about to blow your load you scream out who’s naked!!! And blow a load on the girls face.
Dude fucking your stupid brother got me n my girl hella bad with the nosey neighbor last week what a fucking asshole!
by the clitt commander March 22, 2009
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My neighbooty at Tempe Horizons is so convenient and fast its like having a grocery store and stripper on call.
by The neighbor February 11, 2009
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Woody- 'Hey Dan, what happened when you got in touch with your text door neighbour?'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'
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