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necro felching

After Chase fucked the dead body in the ass, he felched his cum out of the corpse's anus with a straw.
by ickytips April 27, 2005
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necro herpes

herpes that originates from dead human reproductive cells.
if a guy has intercourse of any sort with a
dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.
by THELETTERANDADOT997@HOTMAIL.CO December 17, 2008
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Necro-curious

Similar to bi-curious, but rather than having sexual curiosity toward ones own sex they are sexually curious for dead bodies.
After going to the funeral I mildly want to have sex with dead bodies while still mainly for the most part I'm into the living , therefore I'm necro-curious.
by SuperSpork March 13, 2011
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Necro-penis

1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.

2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.
1.

Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?

Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!

Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!

Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.

Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!

2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.

Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.

Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!
by Bro Jake March 24, 2023
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Necro Butcher

The best professional wrestler in the entire world. He is the Hardcore Jesus, messiah, savior of professional wrestling in America.
Q: Whos the best wrestler in the entire world
A: Necro Butcher
by Necro Mark November 3, 2007
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Necro-ped

You're a Necro-ped when: The pedophile in you wants to fuck that baby, but the necrophiliac in you says, "Wait 'til it's dead."
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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Necro-Tautology

1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.

2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.

Etymology:

Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.
1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone

2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?
by Grey M@a September 10, 2004
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