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fuzzy navel

An extremely popular alcoholic beverage of the 1980s. Even guys were drinking this fruity concoction made of 1 shot of Vodka, 1 shot of Peach Schnapps and 2-3 parts orange juice. The best Fuzzy Navel would use REAL UNconcentrated orange juice. Wannabee "Cocktail" bartenders like Tom Cruise would argue which Schnapps was the best. Conclusively if it was/is a Schnapps made in Europe or Canada, it would very likely qualify as good enough. Bols from the Netherlands was a fine choice of many Nancy boy bartenders and good enough for the straight crowd as well.
Dwight: *- dancing to 'Safety Dance' -* "Hey Bro, could you order me a Fuzzy Navel!?"
Pat: *- staring at him like he just got pissed on -* "What is THAT man??!"
Dwight: *- exiting the dance floor seriously perturbed -* "Forget it man; just keep sucking on your pathetic wobbley pop loser."
Beth: *- overhearing the argument -* "Did I hear you say 'Fuzzy Navel!?' I'd love one; and can I take you home tonight so I can blow your socks off!"
by psiscott April 27, 2006
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navelingus

Oral copulation with someone's navel. Using your tongue to lick and penetrate your partner's belly button. The practice can be performed on women or men. There's nothing gay about it.. yet.
While doing body shots. Bob chased the tequila into Jennie's belly button; giving her some navelingus with a few quick tongue pokes to her innie. When she giggled and smiled, he knew he was in for a good time.
by sonnyvegas July 10, 2011
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Navient

The semen that sometimes spurts into a man's navel when masturbating laying down.
I was jerking myself off while on hold with my student loan company and got navient all over my belly because I didn't have an extra hand.
by HealthcareIsAHumanRight May 14, 2018
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navelgina

When a girl is so fat, her navel is wide enough and deep enough to fit your dick in it.
Man, that chick is so fat, I bet she has a navelgina.

I stuck my dick in this girl's navelgina and it came out covered in belly button lint.

I was wingman last night, so I ended up with the fat one. Her thighs were so big I couldn't find her pussy, so I put it in her navelgina.
by FatFratDaddy April 14, 2014
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Navien

the most amazing friend ever, great guitarist, and has the best humor! probably has a girlfriend/boyfriend already and is barely hanging onto their grades. on another note, has a very protective best friend (who, by the way, has the best style) who is a great person in general. so, to all the Naviens out there, keep being navien!
Navien is a very nice person.

Navien's blueberry pie was eaten.
by gardenolives April 3, 2021
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Navillion

refers to a very large number (approaching infinity)
that dude is so fat you'd think he ate navillion burgers
by aviuna April 25, 2021
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Navier

Navier is one of the best people alive. Even though he can be a hot head sometimes he is one of the most sweetest people alive. Occasionally very shy until you get to befriend him and even then he can get really nervous. He’s not afraid to speak his mind and opinion no matter what. He is very courageous and brave and a big risk taker that won’t turn down a bet or a dare.
Navier is my best friend
Have you seen Navier today?
by MilkSell04 February 5, 2022
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